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October 2, ‘09

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Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.

“Great,” Little Johnny replied. “Did you and your father have a good time?” asked his mother.

Y e a h , D a d d y e s p e c i a l l y l i k e d





excitedly, “One of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!”

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

I s l a n d B i r d i n g G u i d e T o u r s t o t h e b e s t V a s h o n a n d P u g e t S o u n d b i r d s p o t s S p e c i e s I d e n t i f i c a t i o n H o w t o A t t r a c t B i r d s Ed Swan (206) 463-7976

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.

I’m hoping God grades on the curve.

I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!”

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, “We have an opening for people like you.” “Oh, great,” he said. “What is it?” “It’s called the door!”

The Vashon Loop, p. 13

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