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LIMERICKS - I

There was a young man from Dealing

When he read on the door

When he read on the door:

"Don't spit on the floor"

He got up and spat on the ceiling.

There was a young man from Devizes

Whose ears were of different sizes.

One was so small

It was no good at all.

But the other won several prizes.

There once was a lady named Cager,

Who as the result of a wager,

Consented to fart

The entire oboe part

Of Mozart's quartet in F-major.

There was an Old Person whose habits

Induced him to feed upon rabbits;

When he'd eaten eighteen

He turned perfectly green

Upon which he relinquished those habits.

A tutor who taught on the flute

Tried to teach two tooters to toot,

Said the two to the tutor,

"Is it harder to toot, or

to tutor two tooters to toot?”

An artistic male cat called Greebo,

To an evening class he decided to go.

The teacher said, "That's not right

Your page is all white!"

Greebo said, "It is a polar bear in the snow."

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