LIMERICKS - I
There was a young man from Dealing
When he read on the door
When he read on the door:
"Don't spit on the floor"
He got up and spat on the ceiling.
There was a young man from Devizes
Whose ears were of different sizes.
One was so small
It was no good at all.
But the other won several prizes.
There once was a lady named Cager,
Who as the result of a wager,
Consented to fart
The entire oboe part
Of Mozart's quartet in F-major.
There was an Old Person whose habits
Induced him to feed upon rabbits;
When he'd eaten eighteen
He turned perfectly green
Upon which he relinquished those habits.
A tutor who taught on the flute
Tried to teach two tooters to toot,
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot, or
to tutor two tooters to toot?”
An artistic male cat called Greebo,
To an evening class he decided to go.
The teacher said, "That's not right
Your page is all white!"
Greebo said, "It is a polar bear in the snow."