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LIMERICKS - II

No zebras did board Noah's ark

Only horses, two white, and two dark

But for forty black nights

There were no bedroom lights

Which caused zebras galore to disbark!

There are several Great Lies that we know.

One is "I'll love you tomorrow."

Here's another false word

That we've recently heard,

"With less money your research will grow!”

There once was an old man from Esser,

Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.

It at last grew so small,

He knew nothing at all,

And now he's a college professor.

Why not create a past life or two?

There is nothing your mind cannot do;

Dream up some dreams,

Go to any extremes,

Climb a mountain peak near Kathmandu.

What is a limerick, mother?

It’s a form of verse, said brother

In which lines one and two

Rhyme with five when it’s through

And three and four rhyme with each other.

For a student whose name is Kathleen,

With a mind that's not overly keen,

Graduation is sure,

As she's hardly demure

And has often been seen with the Dean.

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