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LIMERICKS - III

Her heart, I would love, that's a fact,

And her offer has much to attract!

I'd spend the whole day

'Tween her legs and just play.

And once there, I may never come back.

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were imprisoned, so what could they do?

Said the fly, “let us flee!”

“Let us fly!” said the flea.

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

(Ogden Nash)

There was an Italian named Marc,

Who pissed one night in the park.

But the cops caught the peasant;

His dong was fluorescent,

And glowed like a torch in the dark

The French are a race among races;

They screw in the funniest places;

Any orifice handy

Is considered quite dandy,

And that goes for the one in their faces.

There was a young man named Ned,

Who had eyes in the back of his head.

When asked where he was going,

“I’ve no way of knowing,

But I know where I’ve been to”, he said.

Save us all from restraint of expression,

Dark clouds raining down mind suppression;

The Huns have been loosed,

Evil gods rule the roost,

It's a time with the world in regression.

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