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   * Rubenesque - Fat

   * Sarcastic - Bought into the whole Gen X irony thing and is really a miserable bore to hang out with.

   * Make me laugh - You're expected to be highly entertaining right away.

   * Sick of bar scene - She doesn't get hit on at bars due to one or more physical flaws.

   * Friends first - Reformed slut

   * Tired of games/jerks - I fucked and sucked my way through fifteen counties, but now I want a docile schmuck to pay my bills and not pester me for sex.

   * Shapely - Fat

   * BBW - Grossly, morbidly obese (Bring Burgers With)

   * Must like kids - I want a putz who will break his ass paying for another man's cast off progeny.

   * Loves the Outdoors - Closet Lesbo

   * Snuggling and Warm Fires - No Sex

   * Enjoys Traveling - You're paying, right?

   * Fun Loving - Fucked 100 guys

   * Meaningful Relationship - Slavery

   * Nurturing - Smothering

   * Sassy - Insufferable by the third date.

   * Bubbly - All fuckin happy all the damn time to the point of annoying.

   * No games! - I won't put up with your games, but I will gladly infuriate you with mine.

   * Eccentric or quirky - Psycho...

   * Grown up man - Sucker willing to marry and support my lazy fat ass.

   * Financially Secure - You should own about 200,000 shares of MSFT.

Translation of common phrases from woman-speak into English

Courtesy:  http://www.nomarriage.com/dangerwords.html

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