a loser, I think you have it all wrong. I am such the winner. It isn’t every day an average guy can make 50,000 people laugh. Thanks to each and every one of you from the heart of my bottom.
Please only bid if you are serious. Or really, really hot.
Famous quotes about women and marriage
1. "When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs."
2. "As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
3. "Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man."
4. "Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote."
Grover Cleveland, Former US President (1905)
5. "Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man."
6. "Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property."
7. "Women are nothing but machines for producing children."
8. "An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
9. "Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one."
10. "My wife is the sort of woman who gives necrophillia a bad name."
11. "Women should be obscene and not heard."
12. "Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking."
13. "Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing."