Volume I, No. 13
HONOLULU LIONS CLUB
June 1, 2008
THE MOTHER CLUB OF LIONISM IN HAWAII
A lion spots a monkey walking through the jungle. He grabs him by the neck and roars "Who's the king of the jungle?" The frighten monkey says, "You are, of course, your majesty."
The lion does this to several other animals, with the same results. Then the lion goes up to an elephant, grabs him by the trunk and roars, "Who's the king of the jungle?"
The elephant picks the lion up with his trunk, bounces him a few times on the ground, grabs his tail, twirls the lion around over his head, and then lets him go flying into a mud puddle.
The lion looks up at the elephant and says, "Well, if you don't know the answer, just say so !"
Region IV, Zone I Clubs Visit another club:
Aloha Pono LC " 3rd Sat., call 497"4140
Chinatown LC " 2nd, 4th Thurs, Empress Restaurant
Honolulu LC " 2nd Tues, Empress Rest.; 4th Tues, Waioli Tea Room
Kalakaua LC " 1st, 3rd Thurs., Wah Kung Restaurant
Kamehameha LC " 2nd, 4th Tues, St. Louis AA Clubhouse
Moanalua LC " 1st, 3rd Wed., Moanalua Golf Club
BULLETIN EDITOR Donna Tamasese
Once, a mother lion observed one of her cubs chasing a hunter in circles around a tree. The mother lion exclaimed, 'How many times do I have to tell you not to play with your dinner?
***** A large company was having a board meeting. The board meeting was being held in a room with a long table in it. The Chairman of the Board sat at one end of the table, and there were board members seated along both sides. But, at the other end of the table sat a lion. A new board member was attending the meeting for the first time. He saw the lion, so he asked the Chairman, "Sir, why is there a lion seated at the far end of the table?" The Chairman replied, " Mr. Murphy, you have been a businessman all these years, and you still don't know about the bottom lion?"
***** A man and his pretty wife were strolling through the zoo when the male lion started following the woman's every move with his eyes. The husband said, "I think you have made a conquest. Wink at him." And she did, and at this the lion started stirring about restlessly. "Now blow him a kiss." She did, and the lion roared longingly at her and began lashing his tail. "That's enough," the husband said, hoisting her into the air and tossing her over the railing into the lion's enclosure. "Now tell HIM you have a headache!"
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