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  • Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!

  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

  • You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…

  • You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.

  • I'm not drunk; I'm just intoxicated by you.

  • Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice????

  • Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

  • Was your father an alien? Because honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

  • I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

  • Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

  • There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet.... you're name.

  • If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

  • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

  • You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. (What’s wrong with it?) It doesn't have your number in it.

  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

  • How much does a polar bear weigh? (I don’t know, how much?) Enough to break the ice... Hi, I’m...

  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

  • I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?

  • My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

Pick Up Lines That Work

  • Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.

  • (This one is one of mine. Say it with a big smile) Hey, how are you? Good to see you! (Do I know you?) I don’t think so, but It IS good to see you… I’m David, by the way. Hey I like your (whatever she’s wearing)……..

  • Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

  • You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

  • Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend…

  • Apart from being hot, what do you do for a living?

  • You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.

  • I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

  • Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!

  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

  • Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

  • Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....

  • You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…

  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

  • I'm not drunk; I'm just intoxicated by you.

  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

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