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  • Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice????

  • I cannot wait until tomorrow. (Why?) Because you get more and more beautiful every


  • There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet.... you're name.

  • You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.

Sexual innuendo Pick Up Lines

  • I have a job for you.... but it blows...

  • If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

  • I'm Irish (or whatever you are). Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

  • Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

  • I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?

  • Lets skip all the bullshit, lose our inhibitions, and DO what we really came here to do.Roses are Do you know, your hair and my pillow are

  • perfectly color coordinated.

  • You'll do.

  • I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! (With whom?) Depends: What are you doing tonight at around 1?

  • I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

  • Is your boyfriend/girlfriend here? Is s/he on the roof? (No.) Then let's go to the roof!

  • I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

  • Let us pretend my pants are France and invade them.

  • red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

  • Hi. I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.

  • Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

  • I'm sterile.

  • Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

  • Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line…

  • I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

  • How about we make like Winnie-the-poo and I get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

  • Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

  • Trust me. It will only seem kinky the first time.

  • You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

  • I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

  • Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

  • What time do you get off? Can I watch?

  • Like the sheets on your bed I want to cover you with love.

  • If you were aspirin, I would take you every four to six hours.

  • What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

  • Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.

  • Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!

  • Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

  • Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

  • Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

  • I've got the ship; you've got the harbor... what say we tie up for the night?


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