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  • If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

  • Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

  • Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

  • Have you ever played "Spank the brunette"? Want to try?

  • That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

  • Hey baby...mind if I take my pants off?

  • Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

  • Do you spit or swallow?

  • The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

  • You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a hole filed of you!

  • Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

  • I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

  • If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.

  • Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

  • Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

  • Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

  • "So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?" ("No.") "Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."

  • Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

  • I've been a bad boy/girl. Spank me!

  • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

  • Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.

  • You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

  • You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car…

  • How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

Cheesy / corny Pick Up Lines

  • Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

  • Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  • Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.

  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

  • Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

  • Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

  • If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

  • My love for you is like the universe... never-ending!

  • I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

  • When God made you, he was showing off.

  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

  • Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.


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