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Bad / Lame Pick Up Lines

  • I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

  • I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

  • Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems

  • "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"

  • I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

  • POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

  • Do you have the time? (She gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.

  • Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

  • Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

  • I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

  • Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall... I'm sitting on my wallet."

  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

  • If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

  • Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?

  • Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.

  • Can I have directions? ("To where?") To your apartment.

  • If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

  • Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

  • Like the sheets on your bed I want to cover you with love.

  • You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

  • What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

  • I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.

  • I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

  • My love for you is like the universe... never-ending!

  • You got something on your chest: my eyes

  • Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

  • Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!

  • Baicarumba...are those real?

  • Be unique and different; just say yes.

  • Honey, I'm new in this town – do you think I could have directions to your house.

  • I've got the ship; you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

  • Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

  • I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

  • Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cause he sure made me horny!

  • What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

  • Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

  • Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it’s bad, it still pretty darn good...

  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

  • You should be someone's wife.

  • You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.


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