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Funny Pick Up Lines

  • Did you fart? Because you blew me away...

  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

  • Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

  • I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

  • Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!

  • Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

  • You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

  • I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

  • You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.

  • Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

  • Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

  • Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

  • I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

  • Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?

  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

  • Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice????

  • Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

  • I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

  • Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

  • Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

  • What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

  • Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....

  • You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…

  • You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.

  • Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

  • Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

  • Baicarumba...are those real?

  • Damn girl, you have more curves than a racetrack.

  • I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

  • If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

  • Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  • Do you want to see something swell?

  • Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

  • If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

  • If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

  • Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

  • Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

  • The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

  • Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

  • Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?

  • Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen.

  • Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

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