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  • You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

  • Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don't recognize you with your clothes on

  • I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

  • I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

  • Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

  • Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it’s bad, it still pretty darn good...

  • Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops

up?

  • You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

  • Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

  • That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

  • I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

  • You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Dirty Pick Up Lines

  • The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

  • Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

  • I'm bigger and better than the Titanic... only 200 women went down on the Titanic…

  • I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart…

  • Hey! Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!

  • If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

  • If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

  • Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

  • My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

  • If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

  • If I told you I had a 2-inch dick would you fuck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.

  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

  • First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button…

  • The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

  • So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

  • I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

  • I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK…

  • Hey I'm looking for a treasure, Can I look around your chest?

  • Do you like my belt buckle? (Any response is okay) It would look better against your forehead!

  • Do you want to see something swell?

  • Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come on you?

  • Are you gay? (No) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.

  • Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

  • Let us let only latex stand between our love.

  • Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

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