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  • If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? (No) Well, I don't, so let's go...

  • I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

  • Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself…

  • If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

  • That dress looks great on you... as a matter of fact, so would I…

  • I've got the ship; you've got the harbor... what say we tie up for the night?

  • Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

  • Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

  • Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

  • Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

  • Baicarumba... are these real?

  • You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

  • I miss my teddy bear. Would YOU sleep with me?

  • Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!

  • Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!

  • I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.

  • Is that top felt? (No) Would you like it to be?

  • Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

  • Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

  • Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?

  • Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

  • What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

  • Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?

  • (Excuse me; do you have the time?) "Yes, do you have the energy?”

  • Damn girl, you have more curves than a racetrack.

  • At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?”

  • Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

  • (Use index finger to call a girl over and then say,) Sweet, I made you come with one finger...

  • Hi, wanna fuck? (No) Mind lying down while I do?

  • You got something on your chest: my eyes

  • I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

  • Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? (No) Wink.

  • If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

Cute / sweet / romantic Pick Up Lines

  • It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

  • There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet.... you're name.

  • You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love

with me.

  • I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

  • Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

  • If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

  • Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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