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  • I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

  • You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

  • I may not be a genie but I can make your wishes come true

  • Are you a magnet cuz I’m attracted to you

  • Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems

  • Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

  • Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

  • If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!

  • Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

  • Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

  • Like the sheets on your bed I want to cover you with love.

  • You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

  • You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…

  • You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.

  • My love for you is like the universe... never-ending!

  • If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

  • You: "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?" You - "When you fell from heaven."

  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

  • I'm not drunk; I'm just intoxicated by you.

  • The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.

  • Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

  • Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

  • Was your father an alien? Because honey, on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

  • You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean and baby; I'm all lost at sea.

  • I cannot wait until tomorrow. (Why?) Because you get more and more beautiful every day.

  • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

  • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

  • Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

  • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

  • I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

Best Pick Up Lines

  • You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

  • Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

  • Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.

  • Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like… my next girlfriend.

  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

  • You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) two.

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