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Indian Nations CouncilThe Greatest Show on Earth

Riddles

Why does Santa like chimneys?

They soot him.

Why did Santa only have seven reindeer this year?

He left Comet to clean the sink.

What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?

An icicle!

What is the Eskimo song?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What happens to a cat when it crosses a desert on Christmas day?

It gets sandy claws.....Santa Claus.

Why do elephants have so many wrinkles?

Have you ever tried to iron one?

Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach?

Because they can't keep their trunks up!

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

Time to get a new fence.

Which will burn longer: The candles on the birthday cake of a boy or the candles on the birthday cake of a girl??

Neither, candles don't burn longer..they burn shorter!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock, whose there, ether Bunny

Knock Knock, whose there, Anna.

Anna Who? Anna ether Bunny.

Knock Knock, whose there, Stella.

Stella Who? Stellanether Bunny.

Knock Knock, whose there, Consumption.

Consumption who? Can somethin be done bout all these ether bunnies?

Knock Knock, whose there, Cargo.

Cargo who? Cargo beep beep and run all over all the ether bunnies.

Knock Knock, whose there, BOO.

Boo Who? Don't cry, ether bunnies be back next year.

Knock Knock, whose there, Orange.

Orange who? Arentcha glad there isn't another ether bunny?

Knock Knock, whose there? Radio.

Radio Who? Radio not, Here I come!

Knock Knock, whose there? Althea.

Althea who? Althea later!

Knock Knock, whose there? Heaven.

Heaven who? Heaven ya heard this before.

Joke

Ask someone to spell the word "joke". Then ask him to spell "folk". Next ask him to spell "poke". Finally ask him to spell the white of an egg. He will probably spell "y o l k". But the yolk is the yellow part of an egg. The white part is called albumin!

The Remarkable Letter

lst Cub: "I can write my whole name in just one letter"

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