The Greatest Show on EarthIndian Nations Council
The Witch Hunt
(Take a seated position in front of the audience so they can see you. Narrate the following)
Would you like to go on a witch hunt? OK, let's go! Watch me and do all the things I do and repeat after me all the things I say. Here we go!! We're going on a witch hunt, everyone tiptoe. ("Tiptoe" fingers across hand)
SHHHH! (finger across mouth)
I see a house...a haunted house....We can't go around it. We can't go under it. We can't go over it. I guess we'll have to go in it. (Pretend to open creaking door)
I see a stairs....a great long stairs. We can't go around them. We can't go under them. We can't go over them. I guess we'll have to clump them. (Pretend to climb stairs.) (Shade eyes and look around) (Continue tip toeing)
I see a cobweb..a great big cobweb. We can't go around it. We can't go under it. We can't go over it. I guess we'll have to go through it. (Wave hands to get through cobweb) (Continue to tiptoe)
I see a room...a great big room. We can't go around it. We can't go under it. We can't go over it. I guess we'll have to go through it. (Open creaking door..feel in front of you as in dark.) It sure is dark in here. I feel something (Go through motions) It's big. It has a crooked nose. It has a pointed hat. It has stringy hair. I think it's a witch. It is a witch!! Let's get out of here fast!!
(Slap knees for running sound) Open the door (Creaking sound) Through the cobweb (Wave hands) Down the stairs. (Slap knees) Out of the house. (continue slapping knees) I beat you home. And now you've been on a witch hunt!!
Where Is Your Home
Divide the audience into two groups and have them respond to the following key words:
HOME: "Home on the Range"
UNITED STATES: "This Land is your Land"
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like .
No matter where in the you may roam.
You may travel all over the .
But your own state with you always rates.
Some choose to roam while others stay,
Always in their state till their dying day.
No matter in what part of the your state may be,
There's one thing everyone says you see,
And everybody I'm sure will remember that..
is where you hang your hat!
The Great Alaskan Safari
I've just returned from a great Alaskan Safari. While there I hunted the polar bear. Let me tell you what happened.
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