The Greatest Show on EarthIndian Nations Council
Scene:Group of Cub Scouts around a table.
Props:Ping pong ball, sponge, white golf tees, pan with ice cream bars in the bottom.
Cub 1:Isn't it great our leader is letting us make a pie for our den meeting treat?
Cub 2:Sure is. I don't know what kind of pie it is, but here are the directions.
Cub 3:Let's see, first you put in these walrus eyes.
Cub 4:Walrus eyes? Are you sure?
Cub 3:Says so right here. (Puts ping pong balls in pan.)
Cub 5:Ok, next put in a pound of blubber.
Cub 4:A pound of blubber? Are you sure?
Cub 5:That's what it says in the recipe. (Puts in white sponges.)
Cub 6:The next thing to add are two dozen polar bear teeth.
Cub 4:I don't believe that. Why would you put teeth in a pie?
Cub 3:Hey, you have to have teeth to eat a pie!
Cub 4:Oh yeah, go ahead.
Cub 6:Here go the teeth. (Puts in golf tees.)
Cub 1:Now we let it freeze for one hour. (Put lid on pan.)
Cub 2:(Hold up sign that says "one hour later".)
Cub 1:Let's see what we've got. (Uncovers pot.)
All:(Look into pan and exclaim.) Eskimo pies!!!! (Pull out ice cream bars, open and eat.)
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