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These are a variation of the popular elephant jokes. They can be set up with two boys for each "joke".
Cub 1:How can you tell if a buffalo is under your bedroll?
Cub 2:The ceiling of your tent is very close.
Cub 3:Did you know buffaloes are originally from Italy?
Cub 4:You mean like in the song " Oh where is the home for the buffaloes - Rome!
Cub 5:What do you find between the hooves of buffaloes?
Cub 6:Slow buffalo hunters.
Cub 7:What do you get when you cross peanut butter with a buffalo?
Cub 8:You either get peanut butter that roams the range or a buffalo that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Cub 9:How can you tell a buffalo from a field mouse?
Cub 10:Try to pick it up. If you can't, it's either a buffalo or a very overweight mouse.
Cub 11:How can you tell a buffalo has been in the refrigerator?
Cub 12:His hoofprints are in the jello.
Cub 13:How can you tell when there are two buffaloes in your refrigerator?
Cub 14:You can't shut the door.
Lewis And Clark Get Lost
Character:4 Indians, Lewis and Clark
Scene:4 Indians on stage, Lewis and Clark enter.
Lewis:Hello Indians my name is Lewis.
Clark:And mine's Clark, and we're exploring our way across this new land.
Indian 1:We don't think its' a new land. We've lived here for many moons.
Lewis:Great! You should know your way around very well.
Clark:And that's great because you see, we are lost. Could you help us find our way to the Missouri River?
Indian 2:Missouri River? Never heard of it.
Indian 3:Me either. I've heard of the Misery River, but it's downstream quite a ways.
Indian 4:I once ate some liver from a cow from Missouri, but I guess you're not looking for the Missouri Liver.
Lewis:You are all crazy. You've lived here all these years, and you can't tell us how to get to the Missouri River?
Clark:You must not roam much.
Indian 1:The may well be, but at least we aren't lost!
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