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Rip Van W.:Day, day he says! Days is more like it. Ever since those Cub Scouts came to town, I haven't slept a wink. Their Den Leaders keep knocking things over and tripping over things. And you should hear them laugh.
Narrator:Poor Rip, I guess he could use forty years sleep now.
Chef:(entering eating an ice cream cone, and looking over and under and around things, saying...."Nope, not here, etc. and "I know it's around here somewhere." Continuing to look.)
Narrator:Boy that ice cream looks good. Where can I get some?
Chef:Down the road at Custard's Last Stand.
Narrator:What are you looking for?
Narrator:You mean the Lost Dutchman Mine?
Chef:No the lost Italian Mine of course. I hear they have the greatest pizza.
Narrator:There was a guy over there who was talking about pizza earlier. I think his name was Wild Bill.....(hiccup) Wild Bill........(hiccup)....
Chef:Yeah, I know him, Wild Bill Hiccup - Hiccup...(leave the room)
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