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Indian Nations CouncilThe Greatest Show on Earth

Boy 2:Knock it off! This is a great spot! Just wait till we catch a few.

(Boys stand a few seconds with no bites.)

Boy 1:It's 2:00 AM and we still haven't had a bite. I think my right ear just fell off.

Boy 2:Stop complaining! Soon they'll start biting; just wait.

Boy 1:(after a short wait) 3:00AM and still no bites! My other ear just fell off.

Boy 2:Wait! Wait!

Boy 1:Talk louder, my ears fell off.

Boy 2:Cut that out!!!

(Another boy walks onto the stage at some distance from the other two. He begins to fish, and catches one after another.)

Boy 1:It's 4:00 AM; my toes just fell off. I have to go to the bathroom, but I can't afford to have anything else fall off.  We still haven't had a single bite. (Watches as the new boy catch more fish.) Say Charlie, that kid over there. (points) Look at all the fish he's getting!

Boy 2:Wow I wonder how he does it? (raises his voice) HEY-KID!

Boy 3:MMMMMMMM

Boy 2:You're catching fish over there, aren't you?

Boy 3:UMMM HUMM. (Nods his head and catches another fish.)

Boy 2:You got more than ten-don't you?

Boy 3:MMMMMMMMMM (Nods his head.)

Boy 2:How do you do it? We've been fishing here for hours without a bite, while you get them one after the other.

Boy 3:MMM MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM

Boy 2:What?

Boy 3:MMMMM MMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM

Boy 2:I can't hear you.

Boy 3:MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM

Boy 2:I don't understand you! What are you trying to say?

Boy 3:(Loudly spits a large something into his hand.) YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!!!  (Puts the worms back in his mouth.)

Water Safety Seals

Characters:Ringmaster, Clown, six seals (all in appropriate costumes)

Scene:A cardboard ring, about 2' high, large enough for all seals to stand inside. Paint it to resemble a pool. As the curtain opens, seals are in the pool, flapping their arms.

Ringmaster:And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present those barking aquanauts, those super swimmers of the sea, our very own Water Safety Seals!

Seals:(Flapping arms and singing to the tune of Clementime.)

In the ocean, in a home pool,

In a lake or in a tub;

Where there's water there is danger,

Even in a shower scrub.

If you plunge down to the bottom

Of the ocean, cool and green,

You must take some swimming lessons,

For you're not a submarine.

Seal 1:(Clapping flippers)  Arf!  Arf!  You'll get a glad hand from us seals if you'll only swim where there is a lifeguard.

Seal 2:Arf!  Arf!  We'll applaud you is you always swim with a buddy. Never swim alone! (Claps flippers.)

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