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Seal 3:Arf! Arf! Encore! Encore! Learn to swim well, then learn some simple reaching rescues.
Seal 4:We seals say, by all means, enjoy your swim!
Seal 5:But, be a smart seal. Stay out of water during thunderstorms!
Seal 6:Stay out of water when you have just eaten.
All:When you're in trouble, call for help, but only if you need it.
(Seals flap arms and sing:)
If you plunge down to the bottom
of the ocean, cool and green,
You must take some swimming lessons,
For you're not a submarine.
(During the chorus the clown crosses the stage carrying a sign that says: "Don't be wet behind the ears!" At mid-stage he turns the sign over so it reads: "Don't clown in the water!")
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