The Greatest Show on EarthIndian Nations Council
Ships Cook:Terrible trip, worst I've seen...if you don't believe it, ask Eric the Green! (He walks off stage.)
T.V. Announcer:Ladies and gentlemen, this is most puzzling...could it be that we are about to discover something new in history? Here comes the captains son, Leif Ericson...perhaps he can tell us something about this...Mr. Ericson, can you tell us something about your voyage?
Leif Ericson:(He walks on.)
Leif Ericson:Terrible trip, worst I've seen...if you don't believe it, ask Eric the Green! (He walks off stage.)
T.V. Announcer:Ladies and gentlemen, there's only one man who can solve this mystery...and here he is now...(Eric the Red walks on stage...his face has green makeup on it and he clutches bottle marked SEA SICK PILLS...one hand holds his stomach.) Captain, captain, the world of television is awaiting your description of your exciting voyage to Greenland...!
Eric the Red:"I used to be known as Eric the Red...before this dreadful journey I led...it was terrible trip, the worst I've ever seen. Just call me sea sick...ERIC THE GREEN!...(T.V. Announcer throws up his hands and they both exit.)
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