JOYCE’S CORNER: I’m a Stay-at-Home
‘Have you been on holiday?’ Friends you meet all say. ‘We’ve all been to Ayers Rock’
I went to Cromer for the day. I haven’t been on holiday I’ve never been to Spain, Nor seen the sights of Paris Or sailed the River Seine.
I’ve never been to Florida To see Donald Duck’s retreat. I see lots of ‘Mickey Mouses’ When I cycle up the street.
I have no desire for India, It looks bad enough on telly. What’s the good of going there Just to get the ‘Delhi Belly!’
I haven’t been to Egypt, Or travelled down the Nile. The Sphinx looks much too serious. I like someone with a smile.
Hazel went to Portugal. ‘It’s lovely here’, she said. Then fell backwards off a chair And had six stitches in her head.
I love sitting in my garden Watching birds feed from a dish. Or laze beside the River Lark And watch my grandsons fish.
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