On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business. The new CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "How much money do you make in a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 per week. Why?"
The CEO hands the guy $200.00 and screams, "Here's a week's pay. Now GET OUT, and don't come back!!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
With a delighted grin one of the workers says, "That was the delivery guy from Domino's Pizza."