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Three Cowboys

A Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian are out riding horses.

The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a long draught, then another.  He then suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out his gun, and shoots the bottle in midair.  The Californian looks at him and says, "What are you doing?  That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"

The Texan says, "In Texas, there is plenty of whiskey and the bottles are cheap!"

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a bottle of Chardonnay, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun, and shoots it in midair.  The Oregonian can't believe his eyes.  "What the heck did you to that for?" says the Oregonian.  "That was a perfectly good bottle of Chardonnay!"

The Californian says, "In California, we have plenty of Chardonnay and bottles are cheap!"

So, a while later, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Widmer Hefeweizen.  He opens it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole bottle.  He then puts the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, and shoots the Californian.  The Texan, shocked, says, "Why in the world did you do that!?"

The Oregonian replies, "In Oregon, we have plenty of Californians and the bottles are worth a nickel."

The Genie

A Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking down a beach.

One day, they come across a lamp, and a Genie pops out of it.  "I will give you each one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will be one also.  I wish for the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

Poof!  With the wink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

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